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Ryder A. Wishart

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Coronavirus Overtakes AIDS as Disease Most Feared by Baby Boomers

SCIENTIFIC RENDERING OF HIV VIRUS CAUSING AIDS, WHICH IS HIGHER-THAN-NORMAL HIV LEVELS PLUS A YEAST INFECTION OR SOME OTHER OPPORTUNISTIC INFECTION For decades, several decades ago, AIDS was the most…

47 Die of Coronavirus in Plane Crash

Yet another Boeing plane has crashed, this time into the side of the Alps. In preliminary tests involving Facebook friends of the victims, all 47 deaths were attributed to COVID-19. The World Health…

India faces healthcare collapse as 0.000000271% of population dies of COVID-19

India is facing a complete collapse of their healthcare system, which was technically only designed for the most elite urban oligarchs. With a recent surge in coronavirus cases, over ten thousand…

Canadian neighbourhood sees spike in anti-immigrant graffiti

A small neighbourhood in Hamilton, Canada, has seen a spike in anti-immigrant graffiti. Social justice warriors have rallied to protest the culprits, whom they believe to be local 9-year-old girls…

Christians dress up as frightened disciples for Easter reenactment

In a rare gesture of ecumenical unity, Southern Baptists are joining with Episcopalians, Methodists, Presbyterians, and, well, just about every other charitable organization in a nation-wide religious…

'Where two or three gather on Zoom, there am I with them.' (NCV, Novel Coronavirus Translation)

With churches everywhere meeting on Zoom and other online-meeting applications, many people are wondering what the Bible has to say about this new development. Thanks to a new translation, they won’t…